Duration of trip: 6 days
Days spent weathering Hurricane MIL’s vitriol before evacuating to
higher ground the oceanfront Westin: 3
Number of runs: 3. 2 crapsters, 1 great and totally pain-free.
Slices of key lime pie consumed: 2. 1 great and 1 out of this world spectacular.
Cruise ships docked in Key West: 5
Cruise ships I entertained the prospect of stowing away on: 5
Visits to the iconic Sloppy Joe’s: 1
6-toed cats at Ernest Hemingway’s house: too many to count
4-legged fishing boat co-captains I wanted to bring home: 1
Total # of fish caught on the fishing charter: 39
Fish thrown back on the fishing charter: 37
Sharks caught: 1
Number of feet in the air I jumped when I saw that bad boy come up: 10
Giddy girls that swam alot: 2
Ice creams consumed: 2, the best of which was toasted coconut ice cream w/key lime sorbet
Attempted dog attacks while out running: 3
Circumference in inches of the boulder I hauled around in anticipation of another dog attack: 10
Times I had to use said boulder: 0 thankfully.
Gorgeous sunsets: 6
Overall a very fun trip, once we evacuated, that is…
Have you traveled with extended family?