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Riddle Me This

How can one have the worst run of one’s life and one of the best runs within 48 hours of each other?
That’s the question I am pondering deeply here. I’ll be back to discuss this phenomenon further.

Meanwhile, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!
As I was walking Thing 2 down the hallway to her preschool class, in front of us was a woman in a black, sleeveless unitard. This unitard caught my attention because it featured a 12″ thick fishnet panel that circled the abdominal area all the way around. And of course, because this is how my life goes, the top of her butt crack was winking out the mesh ‘window’ above the solid black part that thankfully concealed the remainder of her rear view. Apparently it is my station in life to be behind people like these.

Just as I noticed this, um unitard malfunction, Thing 2 points at the woman and exclaims: “Mom LOOK!”
Warning alerts, bells and whistles sound in my head as I consider for a nanosecond, clapping my hand over her mouth but know darn well any attempt at shutting her up will be in vain. I brace for code red calibur embarrassment and humiliation. Thing 2 continues on: “that lady is going to be very cold with no sleeves today!”

Like I said, a good day! What’s good in your life today?

Comments

  4. Hilarious!! I am always worried what my son is going to say too 🙂 Today I got on the scale and finally hit the 130's!!! That is what my good point is so far!

  6. LOL!!! So funny!! Though I have to say to wear something like that to a school full of young kids, the lady was pretty much asking for it!

  9. Bahahaha, got to love kids.

    But seriously, someone was walking around in public wearing that? I only wear my unitard around the house. 😉

  10. LMAO! Wow, don't you live where it's cold out, too? And it looks like you found a pic that is pretty darn close to your description! Wow, just wow – people never cease to amaze me!

  13. That was me in the unitard. Now I know about the crack seepage and will readjust.

    Kidding.

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud with that one.

  17. See, this is why I love your blog. I am definitely not having a good day (if anything can go wrong …), then I come here and get to laugh out loud at your close call. Thanks!

  20. HA, the things people wear out in public. If you think that is something. If you want to take your kids to the zoo? Ive got a better alternative. Try Walmart at 2 in the morning. Its freee! lol

  21. That is hilarious. I guess the thing that amazes me is this was seen at a school? Some parent dressed like that?

  26. Wow, first, I can't believe someone would take their kid to preschool in that!

    Gotta love the honesty of children!

Riddle Me This

How can one have the worst run of one’s life and one of the best runs within 48 hours of each other?
That’s the question I am pondering deeply here. I’ll be back to discuss this phenomenon further.

Meanwhile, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!
As I was walking Thing 2 down the hallway to her preschool class, in front of us was a woman in a black, sleeveless unitard. This unitard caught my attention because it featured a 12″ thick fishnet panel that circled the abdominal area all the way around. And of course, because this is how my life goes, the top of her butt crack was winking out the mesh ‘window’ above the solid black part that thankfully concealed the remainder of her rear view. Apparently it is my station in life to be behind people like these.

Just as I noticed this, um unitard malfunction, Thing 2 points at the woman and exclaims: “Mom LOOK!”
Warning alerts, bells and whistles sound in my head as I consider for a nanosecond, clapping my hand over her mouth but know darn well any attempt at shutting her up will be in vain. I brace for code red calibur embarrassment and humiliation. Thing 2 continues on: “that lady is going to be very cold with no sleeves today!”

Like I said, a good day! What’s good in your life today?

Comments

  6. LOL!!! So funny!! Though I have to say to wear something like that to a school full of young kids, the lady was pretty much asking for it!

  9. Bahahaha, got to love kids.

    But seriously, someone was walking around in public wearing that? I only wear my unitard around the house. 😉

  10. LMAO! Wow, don't you live where it's cold out, too? And it looks like you found a pic that is pretty darn close to your description! Wow, just wow – people never cease to amaze me!

  13. That was me in the unitard. Now I know about the crack seepage and will readjust.

    Kidding.

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud with that one.

  17. See, this is why I love your blog. I am definitely not having a good day (if anything can go wrong …), then I come here and get to laugh out loud at your close call. Thanks!

  20. HA, the things people wear out in public. If you think that is something. If you want to take your kids to the zoo? Ive got a better alternative. Try Walmart at 2 in the morning. Its freee! lol

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